Lengthy haired floozy gets caught and punished for stealing

Case #3233359 – March 13th, 8: 45 AM. Suspect is a sad-haired, white adolescent female. She has been seen stealing underclothes from the womens clothing portion of the store. It is suspected that she has hidden the goods in her tights. A pat down is executed till a more thorough strip search is deemed major. The relaxation of this case is practical categorized. Evidence logged on March 13th, 2019.